me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

When we finally end up in therapy... Therapist: Okay let's start with some word association.
You: Sounds Good.
Therapist: Blue
You: TARDIS
Therapist: Purple
You: Shirt of Sex
Therapist: Hello
You: Sweetie
Therapist: Hedgehog
You: Martin Freeman
Therapist: Tie
You: Bowties, Bowties are cool.
Therapist: I'm sorry I can't help you.

shavo: i wanna go see a koala bear and like, hang out with it

imagine if it went the opposite way around Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.